Finish My Sentence

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The cat was about to eat the boulder when...

A fat stumpy wizard had shown up from the 13th Century, and turned the boulder in chocolate pudding, the cat still ate the mass and they all live happily ever after.





Spongebob Squarepants suddenly found himself on the Enterprise when...

Data started singing about eating pies and the glass broke so they all died





the blind man was telling a story on what he saw the other day just when...

The deff gangsta said "I hear what yah sayin'"!!! Then proceeded to breakdance.




You were about to burn the waster on the stove when...

you came in and said WHERE ARE THE NEWDULZ XD and threw the pot out the window and the proceeded in yodeling.




You were about to put on your yodeling clothes to go swimming just when...

You remembered it was the 5th of August, so instead you jumped into your neighbors backyard and swallowed their hose.



The road workers were about the fix the pothole just as a giant rumbling...

Mario came in and asked if they had any mushrooms




The turtle was about to finish the race when...

he got thrown into a pot...man he's never had such good soup in his life!






As Mary and Sue, sat down to lunch...

They realized it wasn't lunch time.




The teacher was about to grade the papers when...

she realized they were all on the computer.







You were about to reply on this forum when...

I couldn't think of anything to say.




You were about to tell me what to type when...

Hitler became president.




A crazed wild monkey started to attack you in the jungles of Siberia, when you decided to...

eat a banana.



you were about to eat Ronald McDonald when...

Kuniruta beat me to it!!!





You were about to jump off the empire state building encased in three tons of green jello when...

I said it was a bad idea.




You were about to draw an amazing pic when...

I decided to open the window and realized that Armageddon had already been half over, I jumped out and destroyed several houses with my bare hands and realized that while I was distracted someone had sawed off all my toes. I proceeded to hobble to the nearest pawn shop and bought all the weaponry they had, I returned home to find it wasn't there, so I sat down stared at a tree.



You were about to be told the secrets of the Universe when a terrible...

Effluvian appeared.



You were about to play farmville when

Noooo!!! Never I can't finish that sentence!!!






You were halfway through a "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" episode when you realized...

This is really stupid.....




You were about to do laundry when...

I decided to never do it again.





You just found out that your best friend was...

Epic




You were going to submit a sandwich for the art contest when...

you realized was just a bunch of bologna.







You were so bored that you decided to...

Inject yourself with a half gallon of cream cheese!



It was the first of the month when you moved into a new city for a fresh start, you suddenly realized you lived next to...